Not My Coop, Not My Poop 20oz Skinny Tumbler

🐔💅 Not My Coop, Not My Poop — The Ultimate Tumbler for Mind-Your-Business Energy

Listen… you’ve got enough going on in your own coop. Drama? Mess? Chaos? If it’s not yours, don’t claim it. That’s why this "Not My Coop, Not My Poop" tumbler is perfect for the unbothered, the unapologetic, and anyone living their best low-drama life.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

💁♀️ Sassy, Farm-Fresh Attitude
This ain’t just a tumbler — it’s a whole mood. Sip confidently while politely excusing yourself from the nonsense.

☕ Hot Coffee, Cold Tea, Zero BS
Double-walled insulation keeps your drink perfect while you keep your boundaries even more so.

💩 Mess-Proof & Life-Ready
Spill-proof lid, durable build, and ideal for coop visits, school drop-offs, or just side-eyeing the world in peace.

🎁 A Clucking Great Gift
Know a fellow chicken mom, farm friend, or sass queen who avoids drama like it’s contagious? This is their anthem—in tumbler form.

Because sometimes the best response is no response.
Not My Coop. Not My Poop. Period.