Definitely NOT Vodka 20oz Skinny Tumbler

☕🍷 Might Be Coffee, Might Be Wine Tumbler – Because You Keep 'Em Guessing

This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s a personality test with a lid. One look and people start wondering: “Is that espresso… or emotional support Cabernet?”

💁♀️ Why You Need This Sip-Swapping, Secret-Keeping Tumbler:

• Double the Drinks, Double the Mystery: Keeps your coffee hot in the morning and your wine chilled in the evening… or the other way around. We don’t judge.

• Mood-Proof Design: Perfect for school pickup, Zoom meetings, tailgates, or hiding from adulthood in your car.

• Chic, Sassy, and Slightly Suspicious: Whether you rock it in rose gold, matte black, or glittery sass, it gives: “Don’t ask what’s in here, Karen.”

• Spill-Proof Lid: Because wine in the keyboard is a vibe—just not a good one.

🎯 Perfect for:

• Tired moms, overworked besties, and semi-functional adults

• Anyone whose water bottle might actually be Chardonnay

• The person at the party who brought “juice” in their Yeti

Because multitasking should always include wine… or coffee. Or both.
Grab your Definitely not Vodka Tumbler today—because your drink’s a mystery, but your taste? Impeccable.