Fireworks Expert T-Shirt

💥 "Fireworks Expert: If I Run, You Run" Tee 💥
Because safety is relative — and panic is contagious.

This isn’t just a t-shirt… it’s a public service announcement wrapped in humor and soaked in gunpowder residue.

Whether you're the one lighting the fuse or just spectating with a hot dog and questionable confidence, this shirt lets everyone know the rules:
If the “expert” runs… y’all better move like your lawn chair’s on fire.

🎇 Bold warning-style font: high visibility for high-stakes moments
🎇 Comes in Explosion Black, Singe-Mark Charcoal, and BBQ White
🎇 Lightweight and breathable for high-speed getaways
🎇 Soft enough to cushion your fall if things go boom

Perfect for:

• Backyard fireworks displays with zero permits

• That one cousin who always says “Trust me, I’ve done this before”

• Fourth of July, New Year’s Eve, or Tuesday night in the country

• Being the legend of the neighborhood

Wear it loud. Light it proud.
And remember — if you see me sprinting, don’t ask questions. Just RUN.

Want to match it with a tumbler that says "Kaboom Coordinator"? I got you.