Star Spangled Hammered T-Shirt

🗽 “Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered” Tee 🇺🇸
Red, white, and brewed, baby.

This shirt isn’t just a vibe — it’s a declaration of lit-dependence.

Whether you're posted up at the lake, lighting questionably legal fireworks, or just double-fisting some American-made beverages in your uncle's backyard, this tee tells everyone you came to party like it's 1776.

💥 Bold “Star Spangled Hammered” design
💥 Comes in Freedom Blue, Declaration White, and BBQ Sauce Gray
💥 Soft enough to pass out in after too many patriotic jello shots
💥 Approved by 4 out of 5 founding fathers (Ben Franklin would've rocked this)

Perfect for:

• 4th of July blowouts

• Beer pong tournaments with no rules

• Grilling things that should NOT be grilled

• Screaming “MURICA” for no reason at all

Let freedom ring — and let the beers clink.
Grab this shirt and prepare to party like Paul Revere warned you personally.